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You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel

You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis | Kitchen Towel

Sale price$14.00

Unfold a giggle with our "You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" Flour Sack Tea Towel, where wordplay meets spill slay. This 26"x26" cotton wonder clings to your oven handle or towel bar, with our patented Hang Tight Towel Loop. It’s like a stand-up comic for your kitchen, delivering a punchline with every pat dry. 

• 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton • Hemmed on all four sides • Approximately 26" square • Hang Tight Towel® Loop • Pre-Washed & Lint-Free • Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink 

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