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I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel

Sale price$14.00

Uncork the laughter with our "I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine" Flour Sack Towel, the perfect blend of dry humor and absorbency. This 26”x26” cotton towel is a vino enthusiast's best friend and a murderer of monotony in the kitchen. With the patented Hang Tight Towel Loop, it clings as steadfastly as your love for Merlot. Hemmed for durability, pre-washed for performance, and sporting a statement that's bold yet relatable, it's the quality chuckle your customers crave.

• 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton • Hemmed on all four sides • Approximately 26" square • Hang Tight Towel® Loop • Pre-Washed & Lint-Free • Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink 

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel
I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine I'll Have to Replace It With Murder | Kitchen Towel Sale price$14.00

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