Happiness Penis Tea Towel
Say hello to pure joy with a cheeky twist! Our "You can't say happiness without saying penis" kitchen towel brings a burst of laughter to any kitchen. Known as "The Perfect Towel," it's not just a towel; it's a conversation starter. With top-notch absorbency—soaking up to seven times its weight—this towel is a blend of utility and whimsy. Quick-drying, soft, and durable.
• Size: 18”x24”
• Designed and Printed in the USA
• Single Sided Print
• Made from TruWoven™ Fiber 100% Recycled Material
*Please Note* Our Perfect Kitchen Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.
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Currently we ship to the US, Canada, Europe, Australia, and Worldwide, with a few exceptions. Please see our Shipping page.
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